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To be afraid of wolves means not to go in the woods.........

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It seems I have no sense of time, so I forgot to tell the story. This was actually for my RE Homework a few years ago. Anyway, the story:

There was once a time of destruction, and horror, everyone was âEUoetelling talesâEU about everything. The lies were so big, that limes were renamed into lies. And all the food that grew got so scared. The carrots said theyâEUTMd had enough, and went to live like moles. Then other foods followed. Except the lime. It was captured, sadly *sniff*. The lies were in such great numbers and so big, that the limes turned into liees. Liees tasted like sweat. Even pies were turned into plies. Those tasted worse than liees! They tasted like the sweat of guiltiness. But the worse thing was that when the lions tried to stop the lies, the lies turned them into Lieons and Liars, the boys being the Liars and the Lieons being the girls. They ate the truth. Soon there was nearly nothing that stopped the lies.
Until one dayâEU¦no one knows how it happened.
In the midst of the lieefields, a strange sound emanated from the distance, closing into the fields.

To be continued...in the comment above!

Wait, my computer is acting weird. Just ignore the weird writing that you see at the comment below.

The sound went like âEUoewhoo whooo whooâEU and then made a âEUoewhee whoo whee whooâEU.
âEUoeLie! WhoâEUTMs that!âEU said Lieo.
Everyone was scared as they watched the figure close in.
âEUoeLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEâEU growled the Liars and Lieons.
The strange figure got more and more closer, which got everyone more scared. Then, someone noticed a light coming from the figure. Then someone else noticed it was like a liebra, black with white stripes. But it had one stripe through the middle. It moved closer at a faster pace than liegers or lieperds or cheaters! The figure became more threatening the closer it came! It was like it could go through Liestralia and New Lieland in seconds! It could have destroyed the statue of lieberty in Liemerica with ease! They saw two eyes from the figure, both shining light forward. Those eyes were like super flashlights! They then saw, on the figureâEUTMs head a constantly changing light that changed with the sound it made. It was longer than a liepo.
âEUoeItâEUTMs a lie!âEU Everyone screamed!

The people in Liarmas watching movies like Kung Fu Liar 2, Superlie, Liecurles, and the Liebob Liepants Movie all dropped their liecorn. People playing Legend of Lieda: Lie to the Past, dropped their consoles and looked out their windows.
Some people watching their LIEVs who were about to turn on their Liis, Liebox360s, LieStation 3s, Nintendo LIES, Lieboy Advances, Lietendo3DSs and others looked.
People camping out at the first shop which had the Lie of Duty Modern Liefare 3 all looked.
People playing on their Lietops looked.
Kids begging their mums and dads to get them cool Lietendo3DSs so they could play games like Super Lieo 3D Land looked out the windows.
Even the Lieputer Lerds dropped their lietment and liesh cream while they were playing Liescape and looked out the windows.
Everyone was looking.

To be continued...in the next comment!

My computer is really starting to act weird. Just try to ignore all that weird writing.

The thing stopped. The Masters of Lie Fu leaped at the thing.
"SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!"
The creature howled. They posed gracefully and quickly dealt out another attack.
"KA SMAAAAAAASSSHHHHH!!!!"
The thing suddenly whirled round and shook off the posers. It rushed at Fib, Master of Exaggeration. He swiftly dealt a Lie Kick. But the creature knocked Fib away.
Fib did a Exaggeration Uppercut, the creature looked like it was flung into the air with great force, but it didn't really fling it into the air that high.

*Lazy Ending*

The battle raged on for weeks, and in the end, the creature spoke the truth about something and everyone became friends and the world was happy and full of truth again.

Wow. Story of my life.

Lieing
Is
Not
Terrific
lint.

Pockets
Obviously
Can't
Kill
Eels
Tomorrow

The same goes for

Lieing
Is
Not
Terrific

Mix them together, and you get POCKET LINT!!

ya sure do mate, ya sure do -_- .........................

So anything new going on?

yah sure.....u commenting instead of responding in ur own post ._.

Hmm...oh! I remembered a funny dream I had. I was in this weird French Restraunt, and I ordered a Lobster, and I got the Lobster, then I was about to poke it with a fork, it opened its eyes! It turned red, and did a funny pose. It tries to click my neck, and I duck under my table. I try to shake the table legs to fling it off, and it worked. It landed on a lady's face, and she screamed. The Lobster then cut her hair, and stared at me. I grab a passing chef's spatula, and I charge at it. I smash it on the underbelly, wobbling it. Then it pokes me in the head, and I swipe one of its legs. It collapses, and I whack it into a boiling pot.
Everyone looks at me, and I slowly back out of the restraunt.

thats interesting! :D ( YOU FORGOT TO PAY!!!!!! :O)
i have the same two dreams everynight
one where im stuck in a rumm with a bunch of giant Lego bricks stacked in front of the door and everytime i move one another pops up in its place! :o
and id rather not talk bout the other one ._.

Their lobster nearly KILLED me! Why should I had paid?
Lego bricks? That must of been annoying. Wait, why don't you push the bottom one? That will make them all fall.Then you just run out quickly.

uhh u distroyed a lot of stuff and that ladys hair?
it was a fucking dream! wat was i supposed to do bout that?!?!

Pinch yourself, you're dreaming? :D

sometimes i wonder.....wat if my entire life was a dream?.......or we're all dead and this is just a re-run of all the things that happened? O_o

Dreamception?

You got me thinking: What if we're in a dream, that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream that's in a dream?

yup........
y were we talking bout dreams again? O.o

I think it was when I was talking about that lobster dream? That's how this dream thing started.

huh okay

anyone else bored?

Me. I'm dead bored.

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