Icemario 2012-02-10 17:10:56

Hockey sticks are FUN! A few years ago, I was playing hockey and someone shot the ball (we had to use balls) to the goal. I readied myself and I tried to SMAAAASSSSHHHH the ball away, but I ended up hitting it, BUT I let go of my hockey stick. It went flying and it hit a girl in the leg. After PE, she chased me for 30 minutes. I ended up hiding in the boy's toilet. =D Eventually she left me alone after a few days.

Mini golf...ah, the good old days...
One time I was teeing off, and I smacked the ball. It flew through the air and hit THAT SAME GIRL. I looked at her, she looked at me, she stared at me, and winked at me. I was puzzled. Then I see a man running at me. I panic and run away. End of story.

THAAAAAAAAAAAAATSSSS LLLLIIIIIFFFFEEEEEE FOOOOORRRR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

sandy25198 2012-02-10 19:56:38

O.o cool story(s) bro
i think she liked u
every time i play mini golf afterwards i end up drunk and having sex ._.
...........its kinda sad v_v

Icemario 2012-02-11 18:31:11

TrueWolf, what do you mean?

Icemario 2012-02-11 18:53:44

Wait, is it me, or does the topic seem to change a lot?

sandy25198 2012-02-12 14:35:02

no dude it happens everywhere -_- but thats a good thing

Icemario 2012-02-13 19:49:19

I've just remembered a joke a friend told me. There were three men on a mountain. One was Scottish, another was Irish and the third one was German.
One of them found and rubbed a genie lamp. A genie comes out and says: "Since I don't know who released me, here's the deal: You slide down that mountain and say what you want as you go down. Then you'll land in what you said.
The German man slides down and wishes for gold.
The Irish man slides down and wishes for diamonds.
The Scottish man slides down and says "WHEEEEEE!!!!" all the way down as it was a fun slide and lands in a puddle of...wee.

The lesson in that, my friends, is if you meet a genie who says "what you say as you ride down this slide is what you'll land in", just run away.

TrueWolf123 2012-02-14 20:41:13

OK. I'm lost....

sandy25198 2012-02-15 21:55:21

okay so now were in jokes? but i rly expected the irish man to be the one who wishes for gold......
okay so i got one.....
whats a bi sluts favorite planet?
i wanna see wat guesses this gets

Icemario 2012-02-16 12:07:28

I wasn't sure who wished for gold, but I was just told it was the Irish.
And I was also told the German guy wished for money, not gold.

Anyway, umm...a planet full of mermaids?

sandy25198 2012-02-16 19:13:53

wrong! she was BI not a LESBO! but anyways heres the answer
Vagina+Penis=Venus
moral:sluts should never be astronauts!
i kinda expected the Germen to wish for for chocolate too......... o.O

Icemario 2012-02-17 06:02:33

I was never good with guesses.
But here's another:

Who do you think I think is the hero of the American people? (Not Captain America)

Icemario 2012-02-19 19:52:29

Wow. You're a mind reader.

sandy25198 2012-02-21 19:38:51

i dont get it O.o
but ok heres a corny one! :
what did one corn say to the other corn when he said a stupid joke?

sandy25198 2012-02-22 00:08:13

oh yah! random stupid fact! if u take MLK Jr's initials and place them backwards its listed in the order it is in the alphabet!! :D
WHO WANTZ AN INTERNET HIGH FIVEZEES!!!!!! :D

sandy25198 2012-02-26 14:44:52

oh hey look my IQ points just dropped ._.
that was corny XD

Icemario 2012-02-28 11:14:29

How do you keep someone in suspense?

sandy25198 2012-02-28 17:17:13

ummmmmmm........................not sure im just a confuser -_-

Icemario 2012-02-29 14:11:17

*sigh* I'll tell you later.

sandy25198 2012-02-29 17:50:58

woo story time later on! :D

Icemario 2012-03-03 04:53:47

If you want stories, you'll get stories...at lunch time! (1PM)